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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

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I’ve always thought people would place bricks by hand. THIS IS MIND BLOWING

(Source: fantasy-fawn)

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

Late night rant: so I got a message from you. We’ve been texting this whole week and you said you missed me and I believe you. Please don’t let this be a trick. My heart can’t take anymore of this :c I wish I could believe you. I really wish that you can tell me how you really feel u.u

«I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours.»

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