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THAT’S ME I’M YELLING OMG HE WAS SO NICE ABOUT CARRYING ME I NEARLY CRIED

So did you ASK him to pick you up like a baby? I really feel like he’s just been waiting for people to ask him to pick them up so he can use those muscles and finally last night and tonight it happened and he looks so happy about it!

yeah!! first i asked him how much he could carry and he said “a lot” and i asked if he could carry me and he was said “yeah sure!!” and picked me up like i was nothing 

BEST!

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THAT’S ME I’M YELLING OMG HE WAS SO NICE ABOUT CARRYING ME I NEARLY CRIED

So did you ASK him to pick you up like a baby? I really feel like he’s just been waiting for people to ask him to pick them up so he can use those muscles and finally last night and tonight it happened and he looks so happy about it!

yeah!! first i asked him how much he could carry and he said “a lot” and i asked if he could carry me and he was said “yeah sure!!” and picked me up like i was nothing 

BEST!

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

(Source: homophobic)

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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